{"product_id":"cancer-zodiac-funny-wood-sign","title":"Cancer Zodiac Funny Wood Sign","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCancer Zodiac Funny Wood Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are looking for a way to break up an empty stretch of wall in your reading nook or living room, and this vibrant round sign brings an immediate pop of personality to the space. The bold orange background and classic crab symbol stand out cleanly against neutral paint, catching the eye of anyone who walks by. It anchors your gallery wall or stands alone as a witty conversation starter that speaks right to your astrological identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the printed joke: \"Why did the Cancer sign get a job at the history museum? Because they love digging up the past! And just like their symbol, the crab, they're experts at holding onto things... especially grudges!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable Baltic Birch wood with a clean 12-inch round shape that fits easily into gallery walls, gallery shelves, or office desks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with sharp, professional graphics on a vivid orange background designed to resist fading and hold its color over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandcrafted in the USA with sturdy construction for easy hanging or surface placement right out of the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA humorous and thoughtful gift idea for any astrology lover, birthday celebration, or housewarming milestone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever joked about holding onto a memory longer than anyone else in the room, this funny horoscope plaque captures that exact sentiment with a wink. It adds a layer of customized humor to your home decor without taking itself too seriously, making it a natural fit for anyone who loves astrology with a side of sarcasm. Hang it up where guests can read the punchline and share a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd this 12-inch round wood sign to your collection of astrological wall art and give your space a witty focal point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printed Mint","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40984437784649,"sku":"40984437784649","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/0547\/4633\/files\/cancer-zodiac-wooden-sign-astrological-home-decor-425159.jpg?v=1782096054","url":"https:\/\/www.ourphoenixrise.com\/products\/cancer-zodiac-funny-wood-sign","provider":"Our Phoenix Rise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}