{"product_id":"funny-50th-birthday-tee","title":"50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt — Funny 50th Birthday Tee M-XL white","description":"\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:33\" data-dc-tpl=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:35\" data-dc-tpl=\"32\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the tee you grab when you've stopped performing for anyone. Front says AUTHENTIC — 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN in type that means it, and the back takes your last name so it lands like a private joke with a whole room. Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton softens into your actual life from the first wash, no break-in ceremony required. The cut is roomy without floppy, the stitching holds after a hundred cycles, and the tubular knit sits flat without seams digging into your ribs. It reads as someone who stopped trying to look like they're trying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:35\" data-dc-tpl=\"32\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:36\" data-dc-tpl=\"33\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:37\" data-dc-tpl=\"34\"\u003eThe Standout Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:37\" data-dc-tpl=\"34\"\u003e• Soft, breathable fabric: Feels comfortable from the first wear, not stiff or scratchy like cheap birthday tees\u003cbr\u003e• Bold graphic that lasts: Print stays sharp and readable wash after wash, no fading or cracking\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed, easy fit: Moves with you whether you're grilling, laughing with friends, or just living your best fifty\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex sizing: Works for anyone hitting the half-century mark and owning it\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:39\" data-dc-tpl=\"36\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:39\" data-dc-tpl=\"36\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"sc-interp\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-om-id=\"18a10bb0:39\" data-dc-tpl=\"36\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"sc-interp\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend us your last name and pick your color. This one's ready to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55724687458377,"sku":"25164120871279384368","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55724687491145,"sku":"21513367207088194672","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55724687523913,"sku":"28113341554328609328","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55724687556681,"sku":"11196294656146260323","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55724687589449,"sku":"53339249778708802879","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/0547\/4633\/files\/3_0c777093-ba1a-4e49-9057-54d60e0ca22d.jpg?v=1783898203","url":"https:\/\/www.ourphoenixrise.com\/products\/funny-50th-birthday-tee","provider":"Our Phoenix Rise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}